UMEONAEE!!!

I know you don’t care about this chick, but somebody somewhere does. Kanye West’s ex-girlfriend, Amber Rose was spotted talking up a storm on her cell phone in Hollywood, CA today. Amber, who currently makes her home in Miami, is self-producing her own reality show where she plans to shed light on her relationship with controversial rapper Kanye West. “Self-producing” means Rose hasn’t found a network willing to cut a check to hire real producers. Which means we may never get a chance to see this show unless she uploads the episodes to YouTube

Can you blame the networks? What could she possibly tell us about Kanye that we don’t already know? Amber is a lesbian and former stripper who famously provided beard services to Kanye. We know that already.
Kanye, who is slowly cracking up, will most likely beat her to the punch and reveal his own secrets on his Twitter page. I guess the only remaining question is: who is paying Amber Rose’s bills? Does anyone recognize the dude leaning on the Beamer? That’s not Reggie Bush is it?
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Rihanna and her boo thang Matt Kemp were photographed in Paris, France yesterday after having spent a couple of days in the city shopping and sightseeing.